seattle.politics

"Bill Bonde ( 'the oblique allusion in lieu of the frontal attack' )"
wrote in
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> "Rev. 11D Meow!" wrote:
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>> Re: KILL AMERICAN CHILDEN FOR OIL!
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> That that were the case. It turns out that American children are the
> single most efficient biological mechanism known today for turning food
> into fat. By simply producing production quantities of American children
> which would be pressed in olive presses to release a high quality oil

So, ~that's~ how they make baby oil... ew.

> which would then be sold at local gas stations, Americans could achieve
> energy independence in a matter of days. Instead of supertankers from
> the Middle East, the US could export its high quality oil to Japan and
> Europe, even to China.
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> At current conversion efficiencies, one American child can produce about
> enough home heating oil to heat five homes for the winter. Or an
> American child could provide sufficient gasoline to fuel twenty SUVs
> going to soccer practice five days a week for an entire season. And this
> doesn't even start to get to using American children as a substitute for
> the oil in petrochemicals and plastics.
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