alt.politics.gw-bush

Shortly before George Bush and the NeoChristians seized power in the US
back in 2000, the democratically elected government of Pakistan was
overthrown by its own military (with help from the CIA and the Christian
Coalition) in a nearly bloodless coup. On that day, the Islamic
democracy in Pakistan died and was replaced with a Christian dictatorship.

Also on that day, Christian militants began referring to the new
dictator, General Mussharif, as "President". Now, this week, the
anti-Democratic dictator of Pakistan has lost control of his government.

His government had been somewhat stable until he allied himself with
Christian militants in the US. At their behest, Mr. Musharif ordered
the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court held under house arrest - without
bail, and without any criminal or civil charges.

The arrest came in response to two of the court's many rulings against
Mr. Musharif - for allowing foreign terrorists from the CIA and the
Christian Coalition to base a portion of their torture system inside
Pakistan; and for suspending democratic elections.

Now, the people of Pakistan have taken up arms against the dictator and
are holding HIM under house arrest.

News of the arrest broke when he failed to show up for a scheduled
meeting with Rev. George Bush and the mayor of an Afghani village.

Today, from his Pakistani detention, Mr. Musharif is expected to issue
an announcement to his fellow terrorists - ordering them to begin a new
campaign of violence against his democratic countrymen.

Upon hearing the news, Rev. Bush shit himself.